Post by Rabid Seagull on May 17, 2009 5:17:00 GMT -5
Pardon my French. But I really don't care about cussing right now. I really need to talk to someone about this, but I don't know who, because everyone would think I'm crazy. So if you do, I don't blame you, but just hear me out.
So it's currently 2:56 AM and I just got inside. I've been outside looking through my telescope, like I do every night, since it got dark. Tonight was going great, I got an awesome view of Saturn, rings and all, not a cloud in sight, and I just got back from the beach (which was awesome.) The reason i'm up so late is because I was waiting for Jupiter to rise. Unfortunately it doesn't come into view until around 2:30-3:00 so I knew I was in for a long night. I was running around playing with my dog, when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. If I hadn't been searching that sky high and low, theres no way I would have even noticed it...but I saw three airplanes flying in formation to the East. East for me is the Puget Sound (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puget_Sound if you don't know what that is.) And to be completely factual, I noticed one of the planes was slightly out of formation, which stuck me as kind of odd...but i'm no pilot so I didn't think it was that weird...but still a bit odd. So i continued to watch them. They continued to fly (going south) until two of them broke formation. I'm no good with estimating distances, but I'd say one went to the far side of town and the other went in place between the other two. Yes the other one stopped. Now I don't know everything there is to know about physics...but I know thats impossible. So I get this shiver down my spine and suddenly I couldn't care less about Jupiter. It was about then I started going crazy. I had to calm myself, tell myself it would be ridiculous. There HAS to be a reasonable explanation for this. Then I looked up. And there was yet another one coming from the opposite direction. And it stopped over me. I let out quite a nasty word and took off. I ran into my house and locked the god damned doors. I had to calm myself yet again and tell myself there HAS to be a logical explanation. perhaps helicopters? But I would hear that wouldn't I? I heard absolutely no noise at all. And then I realize my mistake. I took the Cheetos out there. My brother was going to have a FIT. So I spent the next while trying to control myself and convince myself that I wasn't going to let my family suffer for my lack of courage (and sanity I'm starting to believe.) So I venture out. I bring my dog with me just in case. I don't see anything at first. But I'm creepin across the walls, I don't want to be exposed here. And finally I just say eff it and I book it towards the Cheetos. I get there and everythings fine. No aliens. No Government agents. No nothing. And then my dog goes crazy! I freak out and look up. And guess what I see? 4 things hovering over my house. Pardon my language, but i fucking booked it. I grabbed those Cheetos and ran for my dear life. I ran inside, locked the doors (all of them!) and ran into my room. And now here I am, scared shitless and feeling a little bit crazy. Did that actually just happen? I know for a fact it did. I've done drugs. I know what a hallucination is. I know what reality is. And my idea of reality has changed tonight.
So it's currently 2:56 AM and I just got inside. I've been outside looking through my telescope, like I do every night, since it got dark. Tonight was going great, I got an awesome view of Saturn, rings and all, not a cloud in sight, and I just got back from the beach (which was awesome.) The reason i'm up so late is because I was waiting for Jupiter to rise. Unfortunately it doesn't come into view until around 2:30-3:00 so I knew I was in for a long night. I was running around playing with my dog, when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. If I hadn't been searching that sky high and low, theres no way I would have even noticed it...but I saw three airplanes flying in formation to the East. East for me is the Puget Sound (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puget_Sound if you don't know what that is.) And to be completely factual, I noticed one of the planes was slightly out of formation, which stuck me as kind of odd...but i'm no pilot so I didn't think it was that weird...but still a bit odd. So i continued to watch them. They continued to fly (going south) until two of them broke formation. I'm no good with estimating distances, but I'd say one went to the far side of town and the other went in place between the other two. Yes the other one stopped. Now I don't know everything there is to know about physics...but I know thats impossible. So I get this shiver down my spine and suddenly I couldn't care less about Jupiter. It was about then I started going crazy. I had to calm myself, tell myself it would be ridiculous. There HAS to be a reasonable explanation for this. Then I looked up. And there was yet another one coming from the opposite direction. And it stopped over me. I let out quite a nasty word and took off. I ran into my house and locked the god damned doors. I had to calm myself yet again and tell myself there HAS to be a logical explanation. perhaps helicopters? But I would hear that wouldn't I? I heard absolutely no noise at all. And then I realize my mistake. I took the Cheetos out there. My brother was going to have a FIT. So I spent the next while trying to control myself and convince myself that I wasn't going to let my family suffer for my lack of courage (and sanity I'm starting to believe.) So I venture out. I bring my dog with me just in case. I don't see anything at first. But I'm creepin across the walls, I don't want to be exposed here. And finally I just say eff it and I book it towards the Cheetos. I get there and everythings fine. No aliens. No Government agents. No nothing. And then my dog goes crazy! I freak out and look up. And guess what I see? 4 things hovering over my house. Pardon my language, but i fucking booked it. I grabbed those Cheetos and ran for my dear life. I ran inside, locked the doors (all of them!) and ran into my room. And now here I am, scared shitless and feeling a little bit crazy. Did that actually just happen? I know for a fact it did. I've done drugs. I know what a hallucination is. I know what reality is. And my idea of reality has changed tonight.