Post by Innos on Jan 14, 2008 9:04:06 GMT -5
So I found this on some random website and thought of our spam board. . .
A deep study into the psyche of men.
1 Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2 Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3 Crosseyed - Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4 Timid - Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5 Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6 Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7 Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8 Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9 Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10 Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11 Sneaky - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12 Patient - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13 Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14 Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15 Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16 Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17 Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18 Drunk - Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19 Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20 Conceited - Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
21 Radical - Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
Guys, post what you find yourself to be
Girls *looks at Allie, who seems to be the only female that checks the spam board often* come and laugh at us!
I'm Indifferent, Frivolous, Sneaky and Patient. Don't think anyone in the right mind would be "Tough"
A deep study into the psyche of men.
1 Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2 Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3 Crosseyed - Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4 Timid - Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5 Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6 Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7 Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8 Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9 Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10 Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11 Sneaky - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12 Patient - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13 Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14 Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15 Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16 Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17 Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18 Drunk - Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19 Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20 Conceited - Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
21 Radical - Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
Guys, post what you find yourself to be
Girls *looks at Allie, who seems to be the only female that checks the spam board often* come and laugh at us!
I'm Indifferent, Frivolous, Sneaky and Patient. Don't think anyone in the right mind would be "Tough"